1. Succah? I hardly know ya.
2. If I said you had a nice lulav, would you hold it against me?
3. Let's skip the Date palm and go straight to the Date.
4. Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.
5. The Sukkot mitzvot are very easy. Are you?
(Thanks, Aviva H.)