Listening to a baseball commentator describe a relief pitcher's inside fastball. Even for li'l old me, it's tough to ignore a line like that.
This is the same announcer, by the way, who, back when he did play-by-play a year ago, would describe almost every short hit as being "fisted", as in "fisted into left for a base hit" or whatever. He really does have fantastic commentary, but it's hard to pay attention to it sometimes.
I think it's past my bedtime.