I am the one.
Last night I was called "The Neo of Super Mario Brothers". (The original one.) That made me feel so good.
I was bored, and I was in my friends' room. No one was playing any of the 6 video game systems hooked up to their TV, so I popped in some classic NES. Beat the game 3 times in some really short period of time. (I would guess 15 minutes, but I didn't look at a watch.) The last two, of course, were on the harder quest.
My spectators were in awe about my tricks such as killing Koopa Paratroopas on the upwards part of my jump, and taking the difficult jumps in 8-1 and 8-2 without even stopping to line them up.
I woke up this morning, and the corner of my left thumb still hurt. Did Neo's stomach hurt after he was shot to death? No!
I am not the one.