Josh (desh) wrote,
Josh
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Yes, still a poll addict here

Okay, so you're making a sandwich with some sort of sliced meat (veggies feel free to substitute fake meat, or just pretend the sandwich is for someone else or something since we're not really making a sandwich anyway). And each slice of meat is like a third wider than each slice of bread. What do you do?

Large slice sandwich method

Fold in one or both sides of the meat, thus fitting all the meat under the bread but creating higher meat density toward the edges of the sandwich and a chasm in the middle
0(0.0%)
Fold the meat in half and place in the center, creating a meatless bready area on opposite edges of the sandwich
1(1.8%)
Fold the meat in half and place on alternate sides, creating a hill of meat in the middle
5(8.9%)
Sort of crinkle each piece of meat up and put each in a different spot so it evens out in the end
17(30.4%)
Don't fold at all, leaving some bits of each slice flapping in the breeze
12(21.4%)
Fold (perhaps) and place randomly, sort of hoping it works out but sort of not caring
2(3.6%)
I alternate between more than one of these methods and/or decide each time what would be best
4(7.1%)
I DON'T KNOW I JUST DO WHATEVER AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT THIS???
4(7.1%)
Other (see comments)
11(19.6%)


In other news, it's possible I'm getting weirder.

Apologies to those who voted and/or commented on a previous version of this poll, in the 45 seconds before I realized I forgot an option, deleted it, and reposted. Please feel free to vote again.
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