Josh (desh) wrote,
Josh
desh

sorry

(The context is how much we both like Cadbury Creme Eggs and would like it if someone were just standing with us feeding us creme all day...)

[09:53:34] [J ] I don't care if it's a bear
[09:56:07] [me] that's fair
[09:56:09] [me] to have a bear
[09:56:20] [me] To give you creme there
[09:57:15] [J ] In my hair
[09:57:35] [J ] Eaten with care
[09:57:48] [J ] Cooked medium rare
[09:58:49] [me] Cooked? Raw creme is beyond compare.
[10:02:03] [J ] Oh, you're right! I must have been thinking about cooking the egg-producing hare.
[10:02:16] [me] Don't you dare!
[10:02:30] [J ] But I found its lair...
[10:02:34] [me] Where?
[10:02:47] [J ] At the fair!
[10:02:51] [me] Really? There?
[10:03:18] [J ] You'd think he'd find a place less bare?
[10:05:15] [me] Does he at least have a chair?
[10:06:27] [J ] He does! In fact, he has a pair!
[10:07:05] [me] He has a lot of hair. I bet he doesn't use Nair.
[10:08:14] [J ] He does not. That would take away from his flair.
[10:14:46] [J ] What's wrong? Does all this fun no longer compare?
[10:15:41] [me] It does, but with the other things on my plate, all this rhyming can be too much to bear.
[10:16:01] [J ] That's fair.
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