- Introducing LivePoke™! (8:41am)
Facebook will dispatch a real live person today to poke a friend of your choice.*
*offer good for only the first 100 pokers in each network.
- Harry and Voldemort have set their relationship status to "Mortal Enemies." (12:10pm)
- Bracket Buster: Ohio State and Florida have mutually agreed on a tie and will not play the championship game. (3:17pm)
- Two of your oxen drowned when you tried to ford the river. (5:13pm)
- Meredith and McDreamy have changed their relationship status to "It's Complicated" ... oh wait ... "In a Relationship" ... oh wait ... "It's Complicated" again. (7:34pm)
- You are on Facebook, reading your News Feed. (9:09pm)