Are you sick right now?
Yes. Dammit. I hate this cold/flu/whatever.
Not yet, but it's starting to feel like it's only a matter of time.
No, and I intend to keep it that way!
I had an impressive streak going, from around Summer 2000 through some point in late fall 2001, when I only ever caught any bugs when the Eagles were playing the Redskins. It was freaky. Before then, the Skins were the NFC East team I hated the least, but that changed things around.